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A man and dog walk into a bar. The man bets the bartender a free drink that he can make his dog talk. The bartender agrees:


The man asks his dog, "What covers the tops of houses?"

The dog replies, "Roof."


The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?"

The dog replies, "Ruff."


The man asks his dog, "Who was the best baseball player of all time?"

The dog replies, "Ruth."


Feeeling he was cheated, the bartender throws both man and dog out of the bar. The dog looks at the man and says, "DiMaggio?"