A policeman sees a car speeding and stops. In the car is a minister. The policeman can smell alcohol on his breath, and there is an empty beer bottle on the floor of the driver's seat.

"Have you been drinking?" the policeman asks.

"Just water," replies the minister.

"Then how come there's a beer bottle under your seat?"

The minister looks at the bottle and proclaims, "Oh Lord, he's done it again!"