A man on a lonely back road gets hungry, so he stops for something to eat at a roadside truck stop. When the waiter asks what he wants, the man replies, "I'll have two hamburgers and one hot dog."

Seconds later, a greasy, kitchen cook five feet tall and four feet widewalks by with two hamburger patties under her armpits.

"What the hell is she doing to my hamburgers?!" the man cried.

"She's defrosting them," replied the waiter.

"Oh." the man says. "Better skip the hot dog."